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Esperanza Gracia already said it: if Mercury is retrograde, we have to wonder when the third trailer for ‘GTA VI‘. The stars carry millennia guiding humanity, but they also serve something equally important as trying to guess when we’ll see the next Rockstar release. Those responsible for it affirm that the marketing campaign will begin very soon, but a Reddit user tells us about the future: the new trailer for ‘GTA VI’ will arrive next May 14 at 11:00. The most curious thing is that it is not about another leakbut something much more mathematical because the user has been studying the universe for three months and drawing a line that relates the planetary positions for each launch trailer of a Rockstar game since 2007. And just for their effort, Rockstar should give them a treat. ‘GTA VI’ and Pluto Sagittarius The first trailer for ‘GTA VI’ arrived on December 4, 2023 and the second just a year agoon May 6. Rockstar is taking it easy and it is no wonder. Between the ambition and the state of the industry, it seems that the universe has put it on the shoulders of the developer to once again demonstrate what a great blockbuster is that arrives polished from day one. This “universe” thing can be literal. On Reddit (where else), user JalapenoPoppers24 has hanging an extensive message in which, accompanied by graphics, it demonstrates why on May 14 we will have the final trailer for ‘GTA VI’. “Final trailer” refers to the last big trailer before the game’s release (set a year ago for this May 26 before delayed again until November 19), regardless of whether they later publish other videos explaining mechanics and details like that. Science He claims to have spent three months working on this and I could paraphrase, but it seems to me to be one of those dementias that no longer exists and I think that the message must be transmitted exactly as Jalapeno devised it. Here it goes: “I got the exact UTC timestamp of all 26 confirmed Rockstar reveal events from GTA IV onwards (every trailer, every gameplay video, every launch trailer) and analyzed the geocentric ecliptic longitudes of the 9 classic bodies in each release. The spreadsheet got pretty out of hand. Pluto was in Sagittarius in 24 of the 26 posts. Neptune has been in Pisces for 19 of them. The Sun was in Libra, Scorpio or Taurus 58% of the time, when chance would dictate 25%. The Mercury-Sun conjunction (within 8°) appeared in 8 of the 26 posts, which is a third of the sample for a configuration that occurs about 11% of the time in any given year. The graphics are attached. The methodology is in the comments in case anyone wants to verify it. Unappealable The most interesting pattern of the outer planets is the collapse of the Saturn-Pluto separation. From the first RDR2 trailer in 2016 to the RDR2 PC launch trailer in 2019, each release occurred with Saturn and Pluto less than 24° apart, and most less than 15° apart, leading up to the exact Saturn-Pluto conjunction in January 2020. They were running their entire marketing campaign within that aspect. For GTA 6, both Trailer 1 (December 2023) and Trailer 2 (May 2025) were released with Saturn in Pisces and Mars-Saturn in a closed square. The current position of Saturn (Aries, in transition) and the upcoming Sun-Mercury conjunction in mid-Taurus dramatically reduce the window of the next astrological ‘signature’. I graded each day from May 1 to August 31, 2026 based on Rockstar’s historical footprint (Sun sign weight, Mercury sign weight, Saturn sign weight, Sun-Mercury conjunction, Mars-Saturn square, Thursday bonus). The highest scoring date in the entire 123-day window is Thursday, May 14, 2026, with 12 out of 16 points. Sun in Taurus at 23°, Mercury conjunct Sun at 4°, Saturn in Aries, Venus in Leo, Thursday (the 12th of the 26 historical posts). It’s also exactly one week and one day after the anniversary of GTA 6 Trailer 2, AND falls on the same calendar day (the 14th) as GTA V Trailer 2, which Rockstar postponed from November 2 to November 14 in 2012. The 14th is no coincidence. I’ll put a reminder on the calendar. If Trailer 3 comes out on May 14 at 11:00 AM EDT, I want to be remembered.” For all this, Jalapeno has used the NASA JPL Horizons API, but also other sources to draw much more precisely the line that has reached think know when the trailer will be released. Because There is no speculation here, there is science and the same user points out that the margin of error was 30 minutes, but that he managed to refine it to know, exactly, that it will come out at 11 EDT (North American Eastern Time) I confess something: I got lost since the Sun was in Libra, Scorpio or Taurus 58% of the time. I know how to analyze mobile phones, I know advanced lithography, but I leave astrology to the professionals. It’s only clear to me that the 14th is not a coincidence and that I already know that I have to put on the tuxedo to receive the new video. Yes it is very clear I admit that I had a good time writing this, but beyond the joke (no joke, what a great job by JalapenoPoppers24), it is evident that Take-Two and Rockstar They are fine-tuning the machinery facing a marketing campaign that aims to be one of the most brutal we have seen in the industry. The development budget for this installment is unknown, but everything indicates that it will shatter all records and, as I say, sooner rather than later we will have news. A few days ago, Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Take-Two, pointed out that the marketing campaign will begin “soon” and… it makes some sense that the new trailer will be released before May 21. It will be that day when Zelnick … Read more